Not to be negative here but seriously…
Here’s my (by no means definitive) list of those that need not apply:
-Guys that im you with nothing to say beyond “hi.” When you im someone the own-ness is on you to make the conversation, to intrigue the conversation-ee. Why should I want to get to know you? Plus, it shows me how un-interesting and lazy you are.
-Guys that say they are driven, motivated or any variation of that (more specifically any kind of buzz word that really means I am my job, or I am a work-a-holic). Guys, this is not a job interview, although don’t get me wrong, very much like one. The fact that you say you are driven, just means you’re are empty and uninteresting to me. Instead describe yourself, “I really like to do this…” etc.
-Guys that like to cuddle (or at least those that explicitly state so in their profile). I don’t know about you, but I am not an equal opportunity cuddler. Cuddling at least to me, is another form of intimacy. I prefer not to be intimate with just anyone. I don’t dole out my cuddles like street pu-tang. Plus, it sounds really sad if you say you like to cuddle, like along the lines of, I’ll take what I can get, when I can get it.
You need not apply if you’re a cuddle-slut.
-If you are more than 10 years older than me. Duh.
-Also-
-Guys that ask you if you’re looking for a sugar daddy. Clearly, as a reasonably intelligent women who is neither maimed nor a leaper, I am looking for some middle-aged loser nearly twice my age who may or may not have amassed a small fortune, the latter is definitely the likely-er possibility.
Reality Check: If I were looking I would find you, it’s kinda uncouth (at the very least) to ask. Plus, if I were looking for a sugar daddy I would want one closer to my age. I suggest those trolling for flesh, look on craigslist.
-Guys who im you and ask to meet them immediately. I’m talking about guys that say “Hi,” and in the next breath say “Do you want to meet up right now at 11:48PM.” Let’s have a conversation first, or is that too much trouble? Apparently its too much trouble to even meet a girl, you would much rather select her, like one looks for cereal in a supermarket.
